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--Humour--

Every person is a Freedom Fighter;
    soon after marriage.

Master: Wat will u do wid Rs.100 lying on d floor? Will u keep it?
   Servant: Of course not.
   Master: Then wat will u do with it?
   Servant: I will spend it.

Many of Life`s failures are people who did not realize, how close they were to success when they gave up.

Don`t run through life so fast.
Then you forget not only where you have been, but where you are.

Nothing is so strong as gentleness, and nothing is so gentle as true strength.

Girl: Do you love me?
Santa: Yes Dear!
Girl: Would you die for me?
Santa: No, mine is undying Love!

Boy at a ball: Whenever I dance with you, the music lasts only a short time.
Girl: No wonder, the band leader is my fiance.

A Bumper Sticker on a married Man`s Car:
Do not disturb...
Already disturbed.

Santa wakes up in a hospital bed aftr a terrible accident & cries, `Dr. I can`t feel my legs`.
Doctor: Well of course u can`t, I`ve cut off both of ur arms.

Pappu: The people next door must be poor.
Jeeto: Why do you say that?
Pappu: Bcoz they made such a fuss when d baby swallowed a 10 paisa coin